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1、至尊宝:“我就是你五百年后的老公,五百年后,你因为我而放弃现在这段感情,我千辛万苦回到这里来跟做所有事情完全都是为了你,晶晶,我想念你,我真的很想念你,我太想念你了。”

2、从今天开始,我会一直陪着你。

3、春三十娘:“老天瞎了眼,我春三十娘貌美如花,竟然跟这么丑的男人有了。”

4、我是一根竹笋

5、Andy Dufresne: Here’s where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don"t foget. Foget that there are palce in the world that aren’t made out of stone That there’s a---there’s a---there’s something inside that’s yours, that they can’t touch.

6、我靠,连神仙都不讲义气。

7、There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. Then a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

8、Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事,也可理解为傻人有傻福)阿甘看似傻人,然而往往是那些自以为是自恃甚高的人做了傻事,所以看一个人是看他的行动而非外表。这是典型的阿甘用语。

9、唐僧:“那个金刚圈尺寸太差,前重后轻,左宽右窄,他戴上之后很不舒服,整晚失眠,会连累我嘛。他虽然是个猴子,可你也不能这样对他呀,官府知道了会说虐待动物的。说起那个金刚圈,去年我在陈家村认识了一位铁匠,他手工精美,价钱又公道,童叟无欺,干脆我介绍你,再订做一个吧。”

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